Ultileaks

Sensei Stephen Cameron has not been seen by the ultimate community, not even his closest students. Mr Colangelo is reported to have said at a Heroes event "No one has seen him since the BPL final... I don't know what's going to happen next season". Perhaps this is why Cola was spotted training with the Green Martians on Sunday afternoon at Oakman Park.


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The team rumoured to be named Gref's All-stars is likely to see a name change. The All-Chumps are likely to register a team of rookies, using BPL as a training ground for Uni games later this year. Contrary to popular rumour, this team will not include the African-American Rapper, Chris Brown.

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SFC player JoelE has signed a deal with the Gold Coast Suns. He joins a prestigious group of cross-code experiments, including Carmichael Hunt, Israel Foloua and Leroy Loggins and Shane Warne. During the summer months, Joel will be bowling spin for Australia. Although physically suited to pace bowling, and despite never having played cricket at a representative level, Chairman of Selectors Andrew Hilditch is believed to announce shortly, that "He may as well give it a crack".