For the lawls

I am sharing with this you because it is awesome

Waargh!

Less than two sleeps to go you feral animals of a dog!

1. Be there around 8.30am for a 9.30am game, or I'll have you boiled in oil and served up for morning tea. We need time to get properly berzerk. The field is at Brougham St, Fairfield.

2. Tribute to your Chief needs to be in the form of $45 for two days, $25 for one. Gold, diamonds and other pillage will be considered.

3. Wear a white shirt so that you are not accidently slain by a fellow member of the horde. Bring a dark shirt as well, and a flagon for your ale. If the weather is foul then be so too.

4. We will be devastating our foes at the pagan festival on Saturday night from 7pm at an extremely hip and trendy Verve Basement Cafe in the city. The address is 109 Edward Street (the block between Mary and Charlotte Streets).

5. Website info from the Blackest of Betty wenches - http://blackbetty.quda.org/?page_id=142

6. We presently have 16 registered and a few more may turn up (if you have blood brothers, get them registered). The Heroes Adventuring Party folded due to lack of a cleric, so we have taken their fighters for our own. If we have more than 18 then I will invite volunteers to be spurned onto another team. If we have more than 22 we will form into a pincer movement and take them by surprise.

See you at the ritual sacrifice.

Jason
04222 45054